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thou shalt not be passive-aggressive
Who is the passive aggressor? They can be immediately identified by a few physical traits: pursed lips, tightly clenched jaws, narrowed eyes, a cold glare, and a twitchy manner.
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hash, and other drugs
The first time I tried a drug of any kind was in sixth form. Two other degenerates and I huddled in an unused garage behind our college, where one of them whipped out a small bag of skunk that he'd procured from some roadman on his way to college that morning.
a regrettable purchase
When purchasing a car as a family of four, the following must be considered: Is there enough space in the boot for the luggage of a family who often pack as though fleeing a military coup? Do the back seats offer enough territory for two car seats? Are the running costs tolerable in an economic climate in which even the purchase of an almond croissant must be carefully mulled over?
COMMON SENSE HAS LEFT THE CHAT
I believed, with close to near certainty, that common sense would prevail when the British public made their way to the polling stations on May the 7th. This is, after all, a nation of people who pride themselves on having common sense. The same country whose wartime mantra, 'Keep Calm and Carry On', steadied a nation while the Luftwaffe rained hell from the skies.